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Are drones the beginning or the end?

Annually, millions of drones are sold worldwide for purposes commercial and military-related. Whilst being one of the most innovative and useful inventions of the 21st Century, drones also pose a serious threat to our Earth as we know it. Opinion is extremely divided regarding this hot topic, with police forces already devising methods to stop rogue drones from roaming the skies. However, many companies, such as Google, are using drones to their advantage. So, without further ado, let’s begin . . .

Like most things, I shall proceed by giving the negatives before I even give positivity and hope a look-in. Militarily, drones are an army’s greatest weapon, the highly precise nuclear bomb of our age. There are US soldiers who fly drones during the day in the Middle East from their computer HQ in a US army base, kill their targets, then return home for dinner with their families. For the drone pilots, all they need to do is fly a plane from the comfort of a swivelling chair and execute without putting themselves in any danger whatsoever. The only thing stopping humans from wanting to engage in war is the possibility of being killed – something which goes against our survival instinct. Take away the need to physically put yourself in danger and suddenly we have chaos. Drones are only going to encourage warfare rather than put an end to it.

Drones can be very small, unlike planes, and they can also be very quiet. They can silently hover into homes through an open window or into our backyards. Drones can see us, hear us and record us at any given time. Some drones are even so advanced that they have the ability to monitor the WiFi signal and manipulate our phones and devices. In the not too far off future they will also be capable of controlling cars simply by surveying them from above.

Despite these dangerous possibilities it is important to also acknowledge the incredible usages for drones. Amazon has come public with a plan to use drones as a means of delivering packages and Google is currently embarking on the secretive Project Skybender – one which includes solar-powered drones beaming high-speed internet back to Earth using high-frequency millimetre wave transmitters. This would, in theory, transmit data forty times faster than 4G.

Moreover, drones could be used to transport medicine to remote villages and towns in suffering countries fast enough to save a vast amount of lives. Often the problem is that a charity manages to compile the medicine necessary but has no means efficient enough to get the goods there in time. Matternet, an altruistic company, is building up a network at the moment in order to tackle this issue. In addition, plans to use drones to deliver hospital equipment to victims when an ambulance won’t make it fast enough are currently under way.

Drones are also being used for good in that scientists are using them to monitor the environment. Drones can be sent up into the air to test air quality, and NASA uses them to test the makeup of the ozone layer.

In my opinion it seems clear that drones are revolutionary. In the next decade drones will have taken over the world (perhaps slightly dramatic of me). Despite the threats drones pose they undeniably also act as a means to bring about a lot of good in the world. They are a double-edged sword. Only time will tell which edge of the sword will be more prevalent in our world.

What do you think on the matter? Post your replies below!

Historical Hysteria: best events to have witnessed

This is a short post mainly because my response will only be one side of a coin, and cannot cover the whole of history. After reading this I encourage you to ask someone else what historical event they would love to have witnessed, and what events they’ve witnessed that people of the future will look back and wish they’d seen firsthand? Let’s get this historical conversation rolling . . .

  1. The crucifixion of Jesus Christ
  2. The immaculate(?) conception of Jesus Christ
  3. A miracle performed by Jesus Christ (was it the real deal?)
  4. An evening at the Palace of Versailles under the rule of King Louis XV 
  5. Christopher Columbus’ first trip to the New World 
  6. Apollo 11’s moon landing
  7. Gladiatorial show in Ancient Rome
  8. Eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 A.D.
  9. Be an attendant at one of the infamous dinner parties Plato wrote about
  10. Socrates’ trial
  11. Be in the recording studio as The Beatles recorded Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
  12. The stock market crash of 1929
  13. Woodstock festival
  14. King Charles I’s execution
  15. The Big Bang
  16. The first creature/ life form being created
  17. Dinosaurs roaming on Earth
  18. Martin Luther King Jr.’s ‘I have a dream’ speech
  19. The birth of Google 
  20. Listen to the fluent Latin conversations in Ancient Rome 

This list barely scratches the surface, but are just a few (somewhat generic) things I would love to have witnessed.

How about you?

Abandoman: Life + Rhymes

‘Who/ what is Abandoman, and why are you writing an article on them?’ I hear you ask! Well, let me enlighten you.

I went to the Edinburgh Fringe this year and out of all the shows I watched (ranging from naked men running around on stage to women juggling chainsaws), this was by far the most fun and memorable thing I saw.

Abandoman comprises of two Irish men, Rob Broderick and James Hancox, who dub themselves as “Ireland’s seventh biggest hip-hop crew”. Their show can be most accurately described as relaxed, creative, interactive and improvised hip-hop – though I still probably haven’t sold you (You: If I wanted to see hip hop I’d just buy tickets to a Kanye concert? Me: *chuckling inwardly* Oh you have so much to learn young sensei). The duo are animated, lively and absolutely hilarious, which is what you can expect at every show considering that Broderick is also a comedian. He provides the quick-fire lines and neatly spat bars, whilst Hancox plays the guitar, DJs, and manages the effects. No two performances are ever the same because it all relies on who is in the audience and what random items or situations people from the crowd shout out. In my case, some of the best raps centred upon an osteopath sitting in the front row who said his favourite pastime was playing Pokémon Go. As you can imagine, this made for an interesting rap to say the least.

Not only was it a marvel to see Broderick’s finesse at quickly conjuring up a complex and witty rap so multi-faceted, but it was generally just one big laugh the whole way through. As Fest Magazine so deftly put it, “I’ve yet to see an audience not go nuts”. They got people up on stage to groove out with them; they maintained a rapport with the front row and the volunteers throughout the show; they beamed the whole way through and they genuinely seemed to be enjoying it just as much as the audience.

If you want a feel-good show that’s also insanely smart, sharp and funny, look no further – Abandoman are your boys.

**FIVE STARS OUT OF FIVE FROM ME** Thank you, and good night.

Best chick flicks of all time

Chick flicks get a bad rep, mainly for being the genre of film that all men groan at the thought of. Since when did the phrase ‘chick flick’ denote a negative connotation? Some of the films with the best screenplays and most iconic scenes are chick flicks! So I’ve made a countdown of my top favourites as a sort of ode to an often trodden on genre. Enjoy . . .

10. Sweet Home Alabama

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Why is it so great? 

Has that southern charm throughout all the dialogue, is funny, and sweetly shows the evolving relationship between childhood sweethearts.

Best line? 

Jake Perry: Whatcha wanna be married to me for?
Melanie Carmichael: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
(Cheeeesy but oh so great).

 

 

 

 9. Legally Blonde

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The female character Elle Woods is so lovable. She is at times frustratingly unaware of her social surroundings, but her gumption and positive attitude is truly admirable. Plus, her outfits are so spectacularly pink – what’s not to love?

Best line/s?

1. Warner: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle: What? Like, it’s hard?

2. Elle: Hi. Im Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We’re both Gemini vegetarians.

 

8. Bridesmaids

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Hilarious dialogue, many iconic scenes, and generally a fun female-dominated film which proves women can be just as funny as men.

Best line?

Helen: (crying) Why are you smiling?

Annie: It’s just…it’s the first time I’ve ever seen you look ugly…and that makes me kind of happy.

 

 

 

7. Titanic

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Why is it so great? 

It’s grossed over $2 billion dollars worldwide. If that doesn’t prove that it’s epic, I don’t know what does.

Best line?

[Rose shows Jack the diamond]

Rose: Jack, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls. Wearing this…

Jack: All right.

Rose: Wearing *only* this.

(I think we all remember that scene…)

 

6. The Notebook

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Why is it so great? 

Epic, epic love story. Still remains one of the only romantic films which, in my opinion, isn’t contrived and actually makes you feel something for the plot and characters. Also, the on-screen romance between Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams is like no other.

Best line?

Allie: Now say you’re a bird too.

Noah: If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.

 

 

5. 10 Things I Hate About You

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Kat Strafford (the main girl) is extremely quick-witted and sarcastic which makes for a great lead. Also, Heath Ledger is on fine Australian wooing form.

Best line?

Kat Strafford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

4. Clueless

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The dialogue is fun, the outfits are so 90s, and Cher, the female lead, is tough and clever – a fun character to watch.

Best line?

Tai: Do you think she’s pretty?

Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet.

Tai: What’s a monet?

Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s OK, but up close, it’s a big old mess.

3. Beaches

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Delicately shows the lasting friendship between two childhood friends, and tugs at your heartstrings and loosens your tear ducts in the process.

Best line? 

Hillary: I’m not stubborn, I’m…right.

 

 

 

 

2. Crazy, Stupid, Love

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It’s clever, it’s funny, it’s sad, it’s nostalgic and it intertwines different people’s stories so effortlessly. It’s also extremely well-acted all round.

Best line/s?

1. Cal: How about we say what we want on three? One, two, three.

Emily: I want a divorce.

Cal: [at the same time] Creme brulée.

 

 

2. Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?

Cal: No.

Jacob: Oh, ok. In that case, you’ve got no right to wear New Balance sneakers. Ever.

1. Mean Girls

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Tina Fey nailed the screenplay. Also, the film really does capture to some extent what it means to be a teenager trying to fit in and all that jazz.

Best line/s?

1. Gretchen: Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.

2. Damien: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

What does Snapchat’s trashy news feature say about our generation?

With the creation of Snapchat stories, it seemed only a matter of time before Snapchat introduced a news feature, so as to compete with news apps and Facebook. However, I think Snapchat’s news feature has many pitfalls.

Snapchat assumes that the only news people want to read these days is gossip columns about celebrities and their latest skimpy outfit they wore on vacation before getting back together with their on-off boyfriend. And to an extent they are right – nearly all of us are guilty of having a bizarrely high level of knowledge on the Kardashian klan. But I do find it rather depressing that day-in, day-out the Snapchat news melts into one big celeb fest with no real substance behind any of the articles posted (the news today on Snapchat includes the headlines: Bieber’s been caught RED handed! and 10 Completely Confusing Jelena Moments). Snapchat’s aim was probably to give everyone a break from the horrors of everyday news and to simply showcase lighthearted stories, or, and this is a version I prefer, it’s their way of attempting to make us forget the outside world and be sucked into Snapchat world where everything is always informal and happy so that we don’t quit their app until we have all turned into yellow ghosts (though, I admit, this option does seem perhaps less viable).

Although at the end of the day I can’t blame Snapchat for simply giving everyone what they want to read and see. They may be perpetuating the trashy celeb culture that has taken over our generation and brainwashed most of us, but who can blame them when it’s really just a smart business move? They’ve taken the news most younger people read nowadays on websites such as Buzzfeed and incorporated it into their app so that people no longer need to go elsewhere to read the latest gossip – a clever thing to do.

So, it seems to me that Snapchat’s decision to share almost exclusively celebrity news is not so much a bad reflection on them, but more on us. Generation Z is the first generation that can name all the celebrities who have gained or lost weight this year, but can’t name their own country’s government policies (obviously this is a complete generalisation, but is true in many cases). In the EU Referendum, only 36% of 18-24 year olds casted a vote, compared with 72% of 35-44 year olds casting theirs. So it seems rather ironic that the most vocal people to complain about Brexit on social media were the young who hadn’t even bothered to cast their vote.

The question still remains: how can we get young people interested and involved in politics and the current goings on of the world? Well for a start, I think Snapchat could begin by introducing some more serious news to its home feed. Subtle integration of more relevant news and facts on Snapchat would normalise politics a bit more and make it less of a foreign, unapproachable area that many think they are incapable of understanding. Other apps could and should also do the same, but I think much of the onus lies with Snapchat due to its sheer popularity. Politics doesn’t even need to be the main focus – just current news of any kind would be preferable to the drivel they are bombarding us with now.

Evan Spiegel over at Snapchat HQ won’t read this article and neither will the team in charge of posting the news to Snapchat, but I hope that telepathically they will come to their senses and realise the mindless culture they are perpetuating.

What’s the deal with haikus?

If you went to primary school in the UK (not sure how it works in other countries), chances are you spent multiple lessons here and there writing Japanese Haiku poems. Yes they were fairly fun to create – in part due to the fact that it wasn’t the most taxing of exercises – and yes they did mean you could put the times tables to one side for just a moment. But after the finished product, I always felt mightily disappointed. Perhaps I am not a natural haiku-ist (?), but I do believe that haikus work a lot better when written in Japanese. The only English haiku I have properly appreciated was one written by my friend Sabrina:

Haiku’s just begun

Oh no not another one

Don’t worry, it’s done

Short but sweet, and coincides with my feelings of mild dislike towards English haikus.

Japanese haikus traditionally each contain a kigo, a word or phrase which symbolises the season of the poem, which is taken from the saijiki, a detailed list of such words. Moreover, these haikus usually contain two juxtaposing images in order to create rich and imaginative imagery. When reading Japanese haikus (given without the characters because I am yet to learn Japanese) phonetically the words roll off the tongue and do sound rather beautiful.

fu-ru-i-ke ya (5)

ka-wa-zu to-bi-ko-mu (7)

mi-zu-no-o-to (5)

Translation: old pond . . .

                           a frog leaps in

                          water’s sound

But it seems to me undeniable that something vital has been lost in translation… so why do us English-speaking haiku-attempters continue attempting the futile? A short poem not restricted to 5/7/5 syllables would suit the long-worded English language a lot more in my opinion.

I can’t help but feel that haikus are a fad which caught on despite being quite unspectacular (like, say, artisanal condiments). But I suppose I am rather biased because I enjoy poems with a little more meat on their bones.

What do you think of haikus?

London’s best cheap eats

1. Bao

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What’s the vibe? Mixture of trendy types wielding 35mm film cameras and tourists willing to queue for the best buns in town.

When to go? Very early evening (like 6pm) or late evening (like 8.30pm) – either way, you’re going to have to queue.

What to order? The pork belly bun (pictured above) and the classic bun are a must. The Horlicks ice-cream bun is also delicious for dessert.

2. The Frenchie at Southbank

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What’s the vibe? Extremely low-key. Located on Southbank at its outdoor weekend market, The Frenchie’s vibe depends all on the weather.

When to go? Fridays & Saturdays 12 – 8pm, or Sundays 12-6pm.

What to order? The duck fat chips with truffle mayonnaise and the duck confit burger (toasted brioche bun, duck confit, cheese of your choice, scratchings, chutney, truffle honey, rocket and mustard).

3. Egg break

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What’s the vibe? Simple, good food in a neighbourhood area of Notting Hill. Minimalistic café which isn’t stuck up or too trendy for its own good.

When to go? Breakfast, lunch or dinner – it’s open all day.

What to order? For breakfast you have to try the famous french toast (pictured above). For lunch and dinner the house stuffed flatbread and crispy chicken wings are a must. And pudding wise, the cereal-milk soft serve and chocolate pot are the way to go.

4. Boom Burger

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What’s the vibe? Loud Jamaican music, hipster festival-goers and greasy burgers are all the rage in this small restaurant located in the heart of Portobello.

When to go? Anytime from lunch to dinner. Particularly busy on weekends but there’s usually not a wait if you’re in a small group.

What to order? Boom burger (their signature beef burger covered in cheese and bacon jam) or the jerk boom burger (jerk chicken, fried plantain, rocket and mango & pawpaw sauce), along with plantain fries or jerk chicken wings.

5. Ranoush Juice

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What’s the vibe? No soul to the restaurant in that mostly people are popping in for takeaways, but late at night is when it comes alive with people drunkenly craving delicious Lebanese food.

When to go? Anytime as there’s never a queue.

What to order? The wraps are the best thing they do, so try the mixed shawarma or chicken shawarma wrap.

 

Imagine the possibilities: best advert of all time?

I know this is dated and not so hot off the press anymore, but oh my lord if you still haven’t seen the Barbie advert from Autumn 2015 (for those of you living under a rock), then please please please do me a favour and watch it now. It’s not only funny, but also one of the most uplifting adverts I have ever seen, and quite possibly one of the best (and with going to the cinema at least once a week, I see a lot of adverts).

Mattel has received a lot of stick since its creating the Barbie doll, particularly for its lack of diversity in the Barbie range with the only doll on sale for the first thirty years being a white female with wholly unrealistic body measurements (my favourite issue of controversy was when in 1963 Mattel released an outfit called “Barbie Baby-Sits” coupled with a book on how to lose weight; this book’s advice read: “Don’t Eat!” … that way you’ll pass out before you realise you’re hungry! Score!).

Eventually in the 1980s, a new range of Barbie was launched including Hispanic dolls, later to be followed by dolls from all across the globe. However, controversy rumbled on when Barbie dolls were programmed to say stock phrases in the 1990s. These phrases included things like:

“Will we ever have enough clothes?”

“Math class is tough!”

and “I love shopping!”

Obviously these stereotypically ‘dumb girl’ phrases annoyed parents and the general public, and, quite frankly, me.

Things mainly went downhill from there for Barbie. In 1997 the company introduced a Barbie in a wheelchair, but failed to check that the doll would be able to fit inside the stairs and elevator of Barbie’s $100 dream house – a rookie mistake that was embarrassingly pointed out to the company by a 17 year-old girl from Washington.

And in 2009, Mattel released a range of dolls with tattoos on their lower backs – not the best idea to sell to children at a young age. I don’t think I need to spell out how this one was received amongst protective parents and Barbie-hating people in general.

Despite these controversies, and trust me there were many more, Mattel’s latest advert for Barbie was really heartwarming (cheesy, I know) and I think marks the beginning of a new era for Barbie. Gone are the days of sexist slogans and stereotypical occupations, and in comes the new 21st Century girl power that all young girls (and boys) should aspire to acquire and harness. I just hope it stays that way.

Well hey there

This feels very, very strange. Not only am I starting a blog (what a cliché – but hey I’m a millennial, it’s to be expected), but also I am practically speaking to myself in a slightly more glorified form.

I found inspiration to make a blog through reading blogs such as CathInCollege and through watching the film Julie & Julia (very enjoyable – I highly recommend). I used to keep a diary when I was younger but stopped writing for some reason I can’t remember. So, a couple years on here I am: a little bit older, a tiny bit wiser, and a lot more curious about the world.

Read on and let’s see where this goes…

 

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